What it is

Little pieces of Reilly

jehovahs:

legfruit:

Y’all joke about needing vodka to survive but it is literally a drink made of satans cum. it is battery acid in a fucking bottle it is thousands of little knives that stab your throat and nose perfumed with a punch in the fucking mouth

why does this post just say “weak”??? inside joke or…?

(via cummied)

theafrocentrics:

sweatyscrotum:

I’m not like other girls!XD

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I only have guy friends. I mean all girls do is start drama.image

Oh my god, i hate sluts! image

Other girls my age like to drink and party but i like to stay inside and read or watch netflix! I’m so weird. image

All the girls in my school care about is makeup and shopping and all i care about is FOOD and VIDEO GAMES. lol sometimes i think i was born a guy.image

(via cummied)

thatfunnyblog:

Funny Stuff you like?

yesings:

what if i died in like twenty years and all i left my girlfriend was a box and like she gasps and reaches down to her chest where her key necklace hangs that i gave her twenty two years ago, and she uses it to unlock the box and all that is in there is a string which you can pull to reveal an embarrassing photo of spongebob at the christmas party

(Source: miniaturepoodle, via cummied)

lawebloca:

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scott-pilgrimage:

Just making sure you all know this photo exists

scott-pilgrimage:

Just making sure you all know this photo exists

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(Source: nei-tiv, via theghostofslc)

morwenithil:

~💀🌸💀~

morwenithil:

~💀🌸💀~

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(Source: etsy.com, via elbowsaxx7)

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the-rev-jr:

unexplained-events:

Crab emerging from its old shell and straight into my nightmares.


Nope

the-rev-jr:

unexplained-events:

Crab emerging from its old shell and straight into my nightmares.

Nope

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"Better alone than badly accompanied."

— Candace Bushnell (via murmurrs)

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